Christian Bale is going to play Moses and where oh where are all the white people who are always so angry about race bending and historical accuracy??? Where are you??? Why are you not outraged??? I thought movies had to be historically accurate and races should never change from the source material???
anyone else noticing a trend here?
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…
RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING
Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall
this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie
i hate this movie already. i fucking hate it.
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
I’m envisioning some sort of rat catapult
a ratapult, if you will
Hey, why would you say you “punch like a girl” or “throw like a girl” or some variation
you know what’s better and not gendered? baby.
there is no downside. Babies are not known for their strength and skillfulness. And really, what baby is going to be made upset by this?? babies are always upset at everything it is no difference
Who slams doors?
Close, but no banana
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
when tumblr gets to make up a headcanon for a character with no canon appearance its always skinny white dude with blonde hair and glasses in a dress shirt with a tie
cecil and wheatley look exactly the same
Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.
Guess who’s getting millet later today.
Katie Brumbach was one of fourteen children born to circus performers Philippe and Johanna Brumbach. In her early years, Katie performed with her family. Katie’s father would offer one hundred marks to any man in the audience who could defeat her in wrestling no one ever succeeded in winning the prize. It was during one such performance that Katie met her husband of fifty-two years, Max Heymann.
Brumbach once defeated the famous strongman Eugene Sandow in weightlifting contest in New York. Katie lifted a weight of 300 pounds over her head, which Sandow only managed to lift to his chest. After this victory, she adopted the stage name “Sandwina” as a feminine derivative of Sandow.
Sandwina worked in the United States with Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus for many years, until she was nearly 60. One of her standard performance feats was lifting her husband (who weighed 165 pounds) overhead with one hand. She performed many other feats, such as bending steel bars and resisting the pull of four horses. Sandwina’s record stood for many years until being eclipsed by women’s weightlifter Karyn Marshall in 1987.
Text from her Wikipedia page.
Criminy’s Caravan needs a strongwoman…
sometimes homestuck characters get interpreted so badly that if the fandom were to organize a roleplay contest and hussie would join, hussie would lose
i wish this wasn’t true
some dude took our picture a few weeks back.
In the first one, that’s my mom on the right.
this showed up on my dash and yes hello I have actual baby hands
….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?
…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?